Seemingly Random

What has 142 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk?    —-    My Zipper ;D

Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.

I miss spelled, in front of the whole school, the word “failure”.

I can’t tell if you’re adorable or creepy…probably gonna go with creepy.

Which came first: the chicken nugget or the egg mcmuffin?

If they are little, they’re tittles. If they are big, they’re tatansters.

Don’t fall in love with a person unless the person will fall in love with you back.

I wish pictures could capture smells.

King Phillip Comes Over For Good Sex….in bed…ladies.

Haha I guess the in bed was kind of already implied. This phrase is random to just write, but it does have a meaning. Kingdom-Phylum-Class-Order-Family-Genus-Species.

Fact: I love science.

Fact: I love biology.

Desire: I want to study Anthropology and Genetics.

Pumpkin and lavender. This has no meaning, but wouldn’t they smell great together?

Catawampus- positioned diagonally; askew (adj.)

My notebook. My quote book. My look-what-I-wrote book. My this book. My that book. My Cat-in-the-Hat book :D