Seemingly Random
What has 142 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? —- My Zipper ;D
Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.
I miss spelled, in front of the whole school, the word “failure”.
I can’t tell if you’re adorable or creepy…probably gonna go with creepy.
Which came first: the chicken nugget or the egg mcmuffin?
If they are little, they’re tittles. If they are big, they’re tatansters.
Don’t fall in love with a person unless the person will fall in love with you back.

I wish pictures could capture smells.
King Phillip Comes Over For Good Sex….in bed…ladies.
Haha I guess the in bed was kind of already implied. This phrase is random to just write, but it does have a meaning. Kingdom-Phylum-Class-Order-Family-Genus-Species.
Fact: I love science.
Fact: I love biology.
Desire: I want to study Anthropology and Genetics.
Pumpkin and lavender. This has no meaning, but wouldn’t they smell great together?
Catawampus- positioned diagonally; askew (adj.)
My notebook. My quote book. My look-what-I-wrote book. My this book. My that book. My Cat-in-the-Hat book :D